Your attempt to stop me from eating ass has failed.
The Internet is a mistake.
Unnecessary? He can have a snack without the pinworm? Even vegetarian
This will induce a grooming response from your partner and is sure to strengthen your relationship
God. Damn. It.
Mods, beat this man with giant bad dragon dildos. And a permanent ban on all instances.
Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid
NSFL
Not wiping might be a better option if your partner has a good immune system, humans can handle that much poop if some safety guidelines are followed, and if they’re immunocompromised, have mouth injuries, etc., even normal buttlicking (at least temporarily) is ill advised without dental dams.
Nope. Don’t like that…
Would they pose a problem if digested?
This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It’s over the top and that’s right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss
My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We’ve all had a truly wretched encounter today
I love the gif/image replies. It makes me nostalgic for when every thread was mostly images and gifts (not that I’d like to go back but it’s nice occasionally)
Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?
How thoughtful!
The internet has a mistake we must cut every last fiber of its heinous being.
