for eternity
hardware built by Spotify
At max 2-3 years
If Spotify never caught your attention before, it sure has now.
Not in a good way tho. I’m not going to argue against anyone particular afterlife beliefs. However if you truly believe your loved ones could hear this playlist, how would keeping it on eternal loop not be torture?
And why the fuck does liquid death have to do with this? Just the name? Cause that is trashy af.
Even after death she has to suffer your infernal playlist for all eternity.
Made of plastic and costs $495.
Together with this “eternal playlist” it seems like yet another way to show max brand simping and that you intend to go in it when you die… Cause Spotify will certainly be around eternally.
Grandma gets to hear “six sevvven” for all of eternity.
Partnering with Spotify is sus
Damn, wife’s still alive, otherwise this would have been perfect for bombarding the atoms formerly known as Mrs. Noodle with Dream Theater and Rush.
Did they take this idea from the TV show Poker Face? Because there’s an episode involving this, except its not an urn, its a record, pressed with the remains into the vinyl.
It would be neat for cremated pets
