• BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    11 hours ago

    The best love story septa ever told… Was these two horny old drunks who met on the subway. Fucking thing of beauty. If they werent running their mouths or actively dry humping, they might look like the couple in the picture for a moment.

    Septa is my local public transit. I miss working at the liquor store.

  • rivan@lemm.ee
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    4 days ago

    I’ve had a few friends who’ve worked in 55+ communities, old folks homes, and memory care facilities and let me tell you those old people be fucking. They be fucking like rabbits. It’s an open secret that an antibiotic resistant strain of STIs are generated among that population.

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      4 days ago

      My mom put herself through nursing school by working at a nursing home. Once I was an adult she opened up about some of the stuff she saw, she said there was so much sex that they joked about installing a hose in the hall so they could separate patients when they caught them. When I asked her why they didn’t just look the other way and let them have their fun she said they actually did but the administrator was a hardcore Catholic and told them they were to separate them as soon as they were caught.

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    4 days ago

    …asks a user whose username makes it seem that they pretty certainly know exactly what’s wrong with that website.

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    4 days ago

    My dad is 84 years old and just got himself a new girlfriend. It’s fuckin adorable.

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    4 days ago

    Does nobody see an old lady walking her demented and loaded husband in front of a train?

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    4 days ago

    I enjoy believing this person simply thought time was finite and just stopped at some random point until they saw an old person walking around and they were like “what if… what if forever exist???”