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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago
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    God forbid women have hobbies >:(

  • Janx@piefed.social
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    19 hours ago

    I can fix her.

    • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      She can fuck me up

    • ☭SaltyIcetea☭ @lemmy.ml
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      16 hours ago

      i can make her worse.

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        I can use her to make myself worse

    • snoons@lemmy.ca
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      14 hours ago

      I can give her a meal for her federally mandated half hour break.

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    19 hours ago

    One minute and forty five seconds

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      18 hours ago

      Damn dude.

      So, how’d you find this? Lol

      • TRBoom@lemmy.zip
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        Google image search. I wanted to find out what the footless thigh high stockings were called so I could get them for my girl, so I went looking.

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      Not sure where you got the link but even the youtube app lets you shared a timestamped link nowadays. Timestamped link.

  • RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    They took the sex out of the joke and made it .001 times funnier

  • snoons@lemmy.ca
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    21 hours ago

    I hope she’s at least wearing a proper amount of sunscreen :(

    • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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      21 hours ago

      And that she stays hydrated.

      • Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca
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        I’m definitely on the spectrum but she’s clearly a hooker and if I’m trying to get money pussy I definitely hope she’s hydrated.

        Do prostitutes have like a bat belt shit? Condoms, lube, plan B, gloves idk

      • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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        And gets enough protein

        • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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          And engages in an appropriate amount of self care so her mental heath can be at its best.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      19 hours ago

      And where’s she gonna hide a weapon?

      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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        18 hours ago

        Prison wallet

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    13 hours ago

    70 year jokes old are the best

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    21 hours ago

    Only fans experience in a nutshell

  • im_fine_sandy@nord.pub
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    She seems… too hot to be turning tricks on the corner.

    Couldn’t she make more money sucking less dick on OF or pole dancing or sth?

    • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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      She’s not turning tricks tho, she’s robbing people

    • lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world
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      Perhaps sucking less dick is not the goal of some hookers. Not everyone is doing it for the money.

      • restingOface@quokk.auOP
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        15 hours ago

        She’s in it for the love of the game.

  • Triumph@fedia.io
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    21 hours ago

    Fake. That is not Madison and Cicero.

    • snoons@lemmy.ca
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      Well, where is it then? Gotta know so I don’t get scammed.

      • cannedtuna@lemmy.world
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        Someone above posted a video of someone driving around Pomona, CA. It has the moment this screenshot came from and appears to be on the corner of Holt St and Main (I think. Hard to read but there’s Main St Barber, so one would assume)

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      They didn’t say which Madison and Cicero.

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        Ford City Mall is at 7601 S Cicero in Chicago. The only Madison and Cicero is a bit north of the Eisenhower, still in Chicago, on the border to Oak Park.

        • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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          Well then, if you’re driving her from Pomona CA to Chicago IL, it’s not a scam, it’s a road trip! Have fun!

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          But, are you sure there’s only one Ford City Mall in all of America?

          • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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            Yes. There’s only one Ford City and the mall was fairly famous.

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    Forwards From Grandpa. Didn’t even get the joke right, smh.

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    Where is she keeping the gun, if she’s out robbing people? Just want to know out of scientific curiosity.

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