Drank coffee, for the glory of the empire!
Let the dog in, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I made a delicious, filling and nutritious pot roast FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Brushed and flossed, for the glory of the empire!
Fixed an old thinkpads FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Posted blur wave memes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I am shitting, for the glory of the empire!
I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I decompiled the flash game “fireboy and watergirl 2 the light temple” using an 11+ year old software called JPEXS so I can replace all the gendered door sprites with my gnu-imp modified, gender-neutral ones.

For the glory of the empire!
Now rename it to Fire and Water 2
Anyway, kinda cool, ngl :)
I just took a dump for the glory of the empire
Ditto, for the glory of the empire!
Q’poop!
I am literally taking a dump right now for the glory of the empire
Come into my arms, brother in poop, for the glory of the empire!
Adjusted my balls for the glory of the empire!
I ate pot stickers for the glory of the empire
I made a cup of tea, for the glory of the empire!
Hmmmm. This is more bri’ish than klingon
same here… but in the end… empire is empire so it counts :D
I brewed coffee, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
I too am brewing coffee for the glory of the empire!
Gave my standup update FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE






