If he didn’t want us to fap, he wouldn’t have given us arms juuust long enough to reach the junkyard. Also he’d given us hoofs instead of hands with the grip strength of a tiger’s jaw. Finally, foreskin and clit are like the perfect mechanisms go get off oneself. Evolutionary that barely makes sense so it must be the gift of a diety of some sort.
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If he didn’t want us to fap, he wouldn’t have given us arms juuust long enough to reach the junkyard. Also he’d given us hoofs instead of hands with the grip strength of a tiger’s jaw. Finally, foreskin and clit are like the perfect mechanisms go get off oneself. Evolutionary that barely makes sense so it must be the gift of a diety of some sort.
Now I know why bulls are so grumpy.
And T-Rex.
Our deity is on a foreskin diet, don’t be selfish.
you know… I’ve been agnostic for quite some time but this one really got me thinking.
thanks for the foodthought