
I remember a long ago time, when I didn’t feel the need to check if every Presidential announcement was real or a joke.
I also remember a time when the joke pronouncements were funnier than the real ones.
I triple checked the URL to make sure it really was a news source and not some new TheOnion link. I am surprised and I am shocked that this guy can still surprise me. Everytime this dipshit does something crazy I think, “it can’t really get worse than this” and yet, after all these years, he still manages to fuck things up in a way that no one else has ever thought of.
Remember that Adam Sandler line? “We’re all stupider for having heard that”?
That’s how I feel after a decade of this.
Chatters…
Bet Dana’s holding out for the soon-to-be-vacated position of Secretary of War.
Omg. Please let him take the gig.
I have no idea of who Dana White is, but i could bet that she is young, blonde, dumb, and Trump would love to fuck her.
Oddly enough, it appears . . . well, who knows.
Stick a fork in America…they’re done.
If you wanna come off as a macho guy, don’t post pictures of naked men
(personally, I very much enjoy pictures of naked men, but, then again, I am not, nor am I running for the office of president of anything)
There’s a ton of macho gay dudes. Have you never been to a gym?
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