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This is just sad. Or posted by a time-traveler that forgot when they are.
Another testament of the American education system.
That tweet is going to age well.
Ah, that explains it.
It’s not that I am feeling youg for my age, it’s all the young people feeling old. got it.
As an actual 46 year old, I’m offended. Guess I’ll go yell at a cloud or something
45 this year, guess I’ll do the same, after I yell at these pesky kids to get off my lawn.
Hello fellow 44 nearly 45 year old. This is your friendly notification to take your Advil.
Also be careful when sleeping, you don’t want to injure your back
Hello, I’m here to remind you that ibuprofen absolutely wrecks your gut lining and is brutal on your kidneys. Try some other forms of pain relief if you can.
X is a cool letter or number if you’re a nerd
Saving this to reshare in 2047
Saving this to reshare in 2047
Can’t tell if stupid or further shitposting
Definitely stupid
As of today, someone born in 1999 was the same age as Marilyn Monroe was when she was born. Makes you think.
Being born 1996, does that make me 69 or is my math wrong?
Yep 46 - 16. What a time to be alive…
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Ok, I give up. If there’s a joke here other than just someone shitty at math I don’t get it.
It’s meant to inspire a brief moment of dread and surprise for those of us who are not quick at math.
Ah, gotcha. The brief moment of dread I got that I was too old to get why the math was so bad.
A person born in 1899 looks exactly the same as they will look once we hit 2035. Let that marinate
This is logically reductible to : a person looks exactly as they look. i find it funny that your (complete) statement confuses GPT-4o mini
I prefer to reduce it to “the dead don’t age”.
My bad, you are right, this makes much more sense 😋 (i am getting too old !)
All relative, my dear chap! ;)
a person born in 0 is 2000 years old, pickle that through
Fun fact, there wasn’t a year zero!
It went from 1 BCE to 1 CE
Is this because after the new year everyone kept accidentally using the same year when dating everything? I mean we keep writing the previous year for months after the rollover out of habit. :P
Math, not even once…
Nah the math checks out… If you wait long enough.
