Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoNow give me a treatslrpnk.netimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down10
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minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoJust got back from the vet because my dog got into my roommates stash. Good news—she’s going to be fine, but she’s going to be deeply stoned for a long, long time.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYou should talk in a happy, but slow voice, and walk/move in slow motion. And get your room mate to do it too. Hhhhheeeyyyyy bbbbbuuuuudddddyyyyy. Yyyooouuuuu wwwaaaannnnnaaaa ggggooooo ffffoooorrrrr aaaaa wwwaaaallllkkkk?
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThen make sudden jerky movements right at the dog. Nothing could go wrong.
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoCats will just attack because they feel like it, no need to scare them with sudden movements.
minus-squarejackeryjoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoIt takes a surprisingly large amount of weed to hit the LD50 point for dogs out turns out. Somewhere around 1 gram per pound of body weight. But yeah, they do not handle it well at all.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoOur vet said they have never lost a dog before to this, but it’s 12 hours later and she is still stoned.
Just got back from the vet because my dog got into my roommates stash. Good news—she’s going to be fine, but she’s going to be deeply stoned for a long, long time.
You should talk in a happy, but slow voice, and walk/move in slow motion. And get your room mate to do it too.
Hhhhheeeyyyyy bbbbbuuuuudddddyyyyy. Yyyooouuuuu wwwaaaannnnnaaaa ggggooooo ffffoooorrrrr aaaaa wwwaaaallllkkkk?
Then make sudden jerky movements right at the dog. Nothing could go wrong.
This is why I prefer cats.
Cats will just attack because they feel like it, no need to scare them with sudden movements.
It takes a surprisingly large amount of weed to hit the LD50 point for dogs out turns out. Somewhere around 1 gram per pound of body weight.
But yeah, they do not handle it well at all.
Our vet said they have never lost a dog before to this, but it’s 12 hours later and she is still stoned.