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Just got back from the vet because my dog got into my roommates stash. Good news—she’s going to be fine, but she’s going to be deeply stoned for a long, long time.
You should talk in a happy, but slow voice, and walk/move in slow motion. And get your room mate to do it too.
Hhhhheeeyyyyy bbbbbuuuuudddddyyyyy. Yyyooouuuuu wwwaaaannnnnaaaa ggggooooo ffffoooorrrrr aaaaa wwwaaaallllkkkk?
Then make sudden jerky movements right at the dog. Nothing could go wrong.
This is why I prefer cats.
Cats will just attack because they feel like it, no need to scare them with sudden movements.
It takes a surprisingly large amount of weed to hit the LD50 point for dogs out turns out. Somewhere around 1 gram per pound of body weight.
But yeah, they do not handle it well at all.
Our vet said they have never lost a dog before to this, but it’s 12 hours later and she is still stoned.
What do you think of my business idea of dogtoys that smell like illegal stuff, so you can train your dog to sniff out things. You have a ball and it smells like cocaine (there is no cocain in there), but you can hide it and train your dog now to sniff out cocaine, just for the fun of it. And there is one, that smells like explosives, one for marijuana, one for meth and so on.
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Is it an urban legend, that people have hidden stashes in public?
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Neighbors: “ACAB!”
Dog: “Please, I’m retired.”
These two are cool tho’.
If you are non-german or OOTL: One refuses to bite a demonstrator (who is protesting against Nazis) even though it is literally shoved into one, and the other one just bites another cop.
Fucking rofl. The dogs are more moral than those bastards.
