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minus-squareBjörn Tantau@swg-empire.delinkfedilinkarrow-up53·9 hours agoI should make a game where the tutorial consists of graffiti like this. Only for them all to be incorrect.
minus-squareRefurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up16·6 hours agoPress Space to say “Apple”
minus-squareNat (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·6 hours agoYou might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-26 hours ago“Press F to pay respects” * presses F * ticking sound starts
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 hours agoI know I’ve played a game that said “press space to jump” and when you pressed space, you didn’t jump and some NPC starts making fun of you. The game didn’t actually have a jump mechanic.
minus-squareBjörn Tantau@swg-empire.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 hours agoIn Portal 2 you’re supposed to press space to say “Apple” but since it has a silent protagonist you jump instead and are ridiculed for that.
minus-squareadarza@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agogotta switch to your super-soaker secondary to wash off the ‘wrong’ hints.
I should make a game where the tutorial consists of graffiti like this. Only for them all to be incorrect.
Press Space to say “Apple”
You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.
bit rude innit :(
“Press F to pay respects”
* presses F *
ticking sound starts
I know I’ve played a game that said “press space to jump” and when you pressed space, you didn’t jump and some NPC starts making fun of you. The game didn’t actually have a jump mechanic.
In Portal 2 you’re supposed to press space to say “Apple” but since it has a silent protagonist you jump instead and are ridiculed for that.
gotta switch to your super-soaker secondary to wash off the ‘wrong’ hints.