I’m more disappointed by the US hockey team deciding have a celebrity locker room party with Kash Patel.
Kash Patel, America’s answer to Salt Bae.
I mean, I expect a hockey team to be in its locker room. Did they actively invite Patel, or did Patel just show up uninvited. I think its the latter, right?
Probably the latter, but they didn’t seem too annoyed that he was in there… even putting a medal around him.
They all seemed pretty chummy with him to me. Embarrassing.
If I were that guy that actually scored the goal, I would be super pissed. Putting in all that work, then losing teeth earlier in the game but still playing, then gutting out that last play, only to have the President pretend to be him without putting in all that work.
Now that I think about it, though, it is a direct allegory for Donald Trump’s life. Always taking credit for the achievements of others, and putting his name on buildings he did not build himself.
How long until he demands an Olympic gold medal of his own?
It always amazes me how the people who couldn’t stop crying about Kaepernick taking a knee for the anthem (wahhhh don’t mix politics with sports waahhhh), suddenly don’t have shit to say when the director of the fucking FBI is partying with the US hockey team.
He’s barely clever enough to be a puck: he’s the center of attention alright, but he’s dumb as, well, a lump of rubber, and he’s being pushed around by clever players.
Sounds exactly like him tbh
“Unhinged” is not really a word with any value anymore as it relates to him. It implies that he’s crazy, but he is not. He’s got a rotten brain and a rotten soul and he works in the service of America’s/Humanity’s enemies. That’s not “unhinged”, that’s just plain hostility and malevolence.
Remember Putin trying to pretend to be good at hockey too?
Yeah he played on a team, and the opposing team let him score 4 goals, and putin was old too, like he should’ve been embarrassed to have people let him win like that.
I know it’s never gonna happen because Donald knows deep inside how pathetic he is but… Man wouldn’t it be amazing if he tried to do this in real life and fight a Canadian hockey player? He’d probably fall and break a hip long before he has a chance to though.
Idk. Is Trump’s distraction theatre really worth engaging with?
Kinda working the opposite way these days. Every wild headline is a glaring reminder that he’s certainly a child rapist and he has no skill at anything except being awkward and gross








