When people talk money, do they just say the word money, make coin noises, or just list world currencies? I need to know to blend in
Yes
Money Dollar Euro Money Rupee. Ching ching.
Tell me you’ve never been to London, Kentucky without telling me you’ve never been to London, Kentucky.
Just a little more slice of heaven for the rest of us, I suppose.
Innit
Why would anyone volunteer to go anywhere in Kentucky?
I didnt know ryan gosling was born in fake london, thats insane actually
Canadians are more similar to Americans than Americans are similar to Americans. He’s also an actor so he’s trained to sound like a Californian.
Oh i knew he was canadian but didnt know it was fake london
Later on he had moved to Cornwall. Cornwall, Ontario, Canada. BTW AFAIK Celine Dion and Rachel McAdams were born there, too. I’d guess OP (or whoever originally made this meme) also heard it from No such thing as a Fish.
More about other comments than the post itself: why are everyone so aggressive here, what the hell?? 😭
Well… maybe its me and the terrible environment I create in some of my shitposts. It’s like casting an AOE poison spell when I say X thing everyone here likes is bad. Tends to create a somewhat hostile comment section. Maybe it’s that a ton of people on Lemmy truly believe everything they think is objectively correct.
My knowledge of London, Ontario is entirely guides by NotJustBikes so I may have a little bias
He’s quite gracious, all things considered.
Miles and miles of stroads!
Kilometres, this isn’t a London, from the states.
Yeah, it’s great.
God that smug dickhead sucks. Especially when I heard him talk about what he thinks are the “ins and outs” of nuclear and electrical generation. Ignorant overconfident cringelord.
But, correct about London Ontario’s horrible infrastructure and city planning.
How much big auto paying you? j/k
While I generally agree with NJB, he does get a little carried away. He is passionate for sure.
Funny thing is… there’s 10+ McDonald’s’ within walking distance of Big Ben.

As an American, you vastly overestimate the radius of ‘walking distance’ from a given point
These are all distances I’ve walked a number of times… often drunk.
speaking into my fbi earpiece “we have a confession that they aren’t a true freedom fighter. swarm, swarm!”
You sure you didn’t mean you have waddled those distances fatly?
Just because I walked the distance it doesn’t mean I went to McD…
10 minutes, otherwise you’d take a bus.
Yeah but how many Ryan goslings are there
And they only serve McBean on McToast 😔😔😔
McDonald’s is not a positive.
None of those things are particularly positive.
False
TIL, I had no clue Ryan Gosling came from Fake London, an obvious shithole.
Hurtful
Oh I’m sorry, did I offend you and your love of concrete hellscapes full of gas stations, strip malls; lining endless stroads with wide lanes clogged with penis enhancing oversized, non-hauling trucks. Truly a modern marvel of urban design that is inviting for living-- not.
Yes, I’m offended.
Man, that must really suck. I feel for you bro, I really do. Thoughts and prayers you quickly recover from this setback. God bless ✌️
OK, whatever dude
You just described most cities in North America
Also, Space Mom lives there.
In London or London?
Yes
Ah yes, London Onterrible the place that is known for their escorts and CHEAPSIDE St. Also getting stuck for ever at a train crossing.
don’t forget that stopping for red lights is optional in Southern Ontario
Yellow means speed up!
I wish, there’s always some dickhead whose liable to make you tbone them if you try because they think they’re more important.
I didn’t even read the title and concluded, they’re both hell?
I’m amazed there isn’t a New London.
But then again, why would you leave the original london and go anywhere?
There are 15 "New London"s in the USA, plus others in Canada, Bermuda, and Norway, it turns out
There’s also a London on a random Atoll i’ve found on Wikipedia last week. It’s a banana plantage.
New London is a shitty town in Connecticut
Worst place about living in London Ontario. You’re living in London Ontario
Yeah, a mom from London Ontario would tell their kid this is cool.
I can spot your account a mile away. (That’s a good thing)
Also London Ontario has some nice areas and some shitty areas like anywhere else but it’s not a bad city all in all. I don’t think I’d move there but I’ve been many times and it’s alright.
Guess it depends on your favourite strip mall.














