“mmhmm.”
“Did you get all that?”
Yes
No <
Hornswoop me bungo pony.
“Get out of here, Stalker! Release the Epstein Files!”
I am an NPC in S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Shadow of Chornobyl (2026 Remaster – (All we did in the remaster was fix the bugs, it is the same game you know and love except for this one NPC now reminds you of the Epstein class criminals!))
Interacting with you unlocks Epstein island at the wish granter, which teleports you into a prison cell with a broken camera and a security guard with a gun
“Patrolling [NAME OF WHERE THE GAME TAKES PLACE] almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.”
“Hey! Fuck-face!”
Sometimes i doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
“Please just end it and make it quick”
“Do you make it to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don’t.”
You keep treating this like some kind of game… do you know something the rest of us don’t?
Mornin’. Nice day for fishing, ain’t it? Hua ha.
There it is.
This would be the only option.
The full text of the AGPL with no line breaks.
“The GNU Affero General Public License is a free, copyleft license for software and other kinds of works, specifically designed to ensure cooperation with the community in the case of network server software…”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”
I like to imagine myself standing by the main road, away from any important game stuff, but somewhere the player must pass through to get to the game stuff. And I’m just screaming at the top of my lungs. No reason, and it’s never even addressed; it’s just something the game implemented to annoy the player character.
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!
It’s not often I get to relevantly reference Uncyclopedia. Joyous day!
LOL
