Sorry to break it to you but that’s just part of the dress
Yeah lol that’s like an over-skirt/tutu sort of deal that was painted the wrong color. Should be a lighter shade of blue (according to branding, since the movie dress was originally white)
Prince: I’m looking for a maiden who thicc as fuk
Attendant: The glass slipper, sire!
Prince: Oh yeah the foot that too
Drill a hole in it and install a fleshlight.
If you build it, they will cum…
Make sure to also drill some holes in the feet unless you want to send somebody out twice a day to drain it when it gets full.
Speaking from experience? 😂👍
You can only spend so many months carrying full buckets of lukewarm cum through Disney’s hidden tunnels without thinking that there must be a better way.
Drink up homie, you got this 💦
This guy right here officer 👆
Hey man, I just wanna let you know, as a friend, you can’t install a Fleshlight. There’s no scenario in which you can install that. You can do quite a bit with a Fleshlight, just not that.
You just wait and see…
With enough caulk, you can install anything!
Is there a flavor to the caulk?
That’s a surprise…
My favorite Married with Children bit was the day Al learned that the girls on Baywatch have heads
What did they train the AI on then?
Didn’t you hear? Baywatch.
Do do. Do do. Do do do do do do do do do daaaaaaaaaaamn
i tried to scroll right 😭
At first I thought mewtoo, but now im thinking pink panther? Either way dam.
Cinderella all caked up
Honey take a look at that restaraunt! Honey??
Cinderelladonkadonk.
Please, classic Foot fetish.
Is it foot fetish or feet fotish?
It’s feetish, obviously.
“Don’t stick your dick in that”
This is like when I loaded Disney plus and thought Anora was a new Disney princess.
I’ve seen the videos about historical fashion
I know for a fact that this is all fabric padding. u-u
You WILL look like you have an impossibly thicc butt and an impossibly slim waist if you’ve basically strapped a Blahaj to your ass and another to your boobs.
goals
A buttsle
Missed opportunity to put this in an Elmo meme
Indeed
