I originally thought about “and everyone in between”, but it does not sit well with me.
“Good evening folks.”
“Good morning everyone.”
Etc.
Includes everyone without being cumbersome. Less is more.
I’ve used “Hello Kings, Queens, and In-Betweens!”.
“Folks” is good if you aren’t in a very casual environment.
Bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes!
I’ll use that in my next work presentation. Will report back to let you know how big my raise was.
Credit to Sk8 the Infinity, the anime this is from.
At a renaissance festival I once saw a performer begin her act by addressing the crowd
Ladies and gentlemen, and people too amazing to be constrained by the gender binary…
This is the one!
And then all the blue-haired, amorphous blobs clapped.
“Distinguished guests” or something along those lines
This one is top notch
Edit: hit enter before I finished typing ☠️
…and Smizmars!
“and those unaffiliated”
Folks, people, everyone, etc
and everyone beyond.
~Ladies, Gentlemen and all the rainbow colors in-between’~
Stole it from the Harley Quinn Show, from Joker specifically.
“Theydies and gentlethems”
So this is how perfection looks, hm?
Comrades
And friends. (RIP Christopher Hitchens)
Fred Durst already solved this issue. All the ladies, all the fellas, and all the people that don’t give a fuck. Hot mamas, pimp daddy’s, and all the people rollin up in caddies
It’s probably too casual for what you’re doing, but I like “Guys, gals, and non-binary pals”
I’ve heard this one. Rhyming is always a bonus.
That’s the PG version of what I came to say, but somebody already said it. ;)
That’s a fun one








