I’m a poop machine 💩
That means I’m a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders
Pooping is 3D Printing and your butthole is the extruder.
I’m printing the intruder though.
They should make nozzle attachments for your butthole for different thicknesses.
With a little modification
They already have a flared base
Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.
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With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.This is a shitpost.
Enter the Gungeon theme begins
I could really use a little more rifling in the barrel
Hemorrhoids
It’s not a distance weapon
Pooping is more like dropping the empty cartridge.
And our thoughts, words and actions are the projectiles.
So that’s why it is called projectile vomiting.
Thanks Jaden
We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.
Big bada boom
shit take
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You have projectile shits too?!
I thought this was going to be related to the poop knife.
