potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up1615arrow-down133file-text
arrow-up1582arrow-down1imageAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square56linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down33·3 months agoMaybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65arrow-down1·3 months agoOr how to enjoy humor
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·3 months agoThis is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down5·3 months agoOh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·3 months agoThis is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·3 months agoI refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down3·edit-23 months agoCumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·3 months agoI’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
minus-squareuranibaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·3 months ago https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 months agoI like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoI can do it just by touching myself.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoI can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoSpeedrunning that shit. You put the BJ in BLJ.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoYayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 months agoIt was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
minus-squareCrazazy [hey hi! :D]@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoTime for me to turn into Rene Descartes
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 months agoThen there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
Or how to enjoy humor
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
Nailed it
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
Yahoooooo!
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
do you use glitches?
It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.