I should call him…
I mean her. I mean her!!
Ah, the fractal essence of the human form reappears
Nooooice
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
This is how angry I am:
Damn you have to be really angry to point at people.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was at work and when I saw this during my lunch break, I had to start furiously masterbating. My co-workers gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. As one co-worker dialed 911, I dropped my phone and everyone of my co-workers around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cafeteria of pre-k teachers masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
This looked like a half-uncovered asscrack at very first glance.
I don’t see it
You… You did it on purpose didn’t you.
Bonk
My grandparents used to grind them with a specific type of rock when washing. Don’t remember its name, but it was white with many holes in it.
I think this is called a pumice stone, but I have never used one.
Yup. Pumice stoves work well but you need to be careful how much you use them. I use them once a week or so in the shower with warm water running over my feet. If you draw blood, you’ve gone too far and it will sting like a bitch.
Absolutely use one. They are awesome.
I am almost certain that this is incorrect, but I always feared my boots would tear up my feet if I lost my callouses.
Yup, that’s the one. Never used one either, but I should probably start since taking my socks off feels like I’ve got velcro on my heels.
Hmm… Wonder if that’s how velcro was first invented…
If it’s just mild to moderate dryness and you find a pumice too intense, you can also use a soft bristle brush (of the size and shape of your choosing) with a good lather of soap suds. If it’s just a small spot on your heel, you could even just get away with demoting an old toothbrush to that job.
Volcano
Shades of r/confusingperspective
It’s probably athlete’s foot fungus.
Try fast-actin’ Tinactin.
Dremel, y’all. Dremel.
I’m already at random orbital sander.
My next step is angle grinder like Hellboy.
