Breast milk is sooooooo good. An ex let me suck her titties once after she gave birth to someone’s child.
Sentence might not be brand new but is surely rare.
I guess you could call it a booby trap.
assault
so drinking breast milk from your own “species” is considered weird when drinking breast milk from other animals is just fine? smh
Human breast milk is also probably cleaner. I doubt this lady had pus that needed to be filtered/cleaned out. She also made it more morally ethical to consume. Honestly this lady is a public servant and I dare say we could benefit from more women doing this. Minus the potential STDs but we can test for that. XD
I’ve been saying that for years.
Raw milk in general is sus, especially when the cow could be on all kinds of drugs, you don’t know.
I prefer regulated Nut milk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Do you have to call it “nut milk”?
yea… it’s supposed to be “nut juice”
Nut extract
Nut butter and jelly
good lord
I ask no forgiveness but please accept as penance a picture of my cat
Nut sweat
Nut compote
This gives me Christmas dinner flashbacks. Sorry again, grandma. Almond milk. It was almond milk. Sorry.
We humans eat a lot of shit. Much more than ground-raised goats, for example. They are extremely picky.
All they eat are cans, clothing and grass if I’m not mistaken.
At least I know my hu-cows are consenting.
Not if you’re stealing it. I almost went down a whole rabbit hole allegory, but I actually think that’s pretty clear. They didn’t consent to giving milk to you, just like the cow does want to give milk (at least at first), just not to the farmer.
Oh, my sweet summer child…
Spoiler
They’re talking about fetish play between adult humans. No real cows need be involved.
Oh, I’m into hucows, lol. I’m just also autistic
“Ah, fancy milk from the human cow”
- peep show
I think that quote is right.
I don’t want stranger juices of any kind in my coffee
I dislike Kinder Surprise for this exact same reason
Starr really nailed that psycho “the eyes aren’t smiling” expression.
Dude stealing the breast milk knew it was breast milk the whole time. Let’s not kid ourselves.
I’ve read the comments. Y’all are missing out.
As expected, countless Homelander images.
Homelander chill out
Thought it was a tattoo at first. That would make one hell of a tat that goes hard but seems like it would get limited use outside of the practical joke or diabolical revenge genre of social interactions.
Sweeet like ice cream
If they’ve been drinking it all week they obviously enjoy it
