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andros_rex@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

the Pope uses his teeth to eat food

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the Pope uses his teeth to eat food

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andros_rex@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    This reminds me of the time my niece was 2 years old, and in a resteraunt she started standing on the booth seat, instead of sitting.

    So my brother in law (her dad) asked her to sit. And she didn’t want to sit. So my BIL said “Look at everybody. Mommy’s sitting. Daddy’s sitting. Uncle is sitting. Nana is sitting. Everybody is sitting, and we’d like you to sit too! Can’t eat food like that if you’re standing!”

    And then she sat down.

    That was 10 years ago, and it stood out because if that were me at age 2, my dad would have just yelled and me, picked me up, and dropped me hard on my ass until I stopped getting up.

    It was one of those “so THIS is what good parenting looks like…” moments.

    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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      If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Don’t fall for peer pressure!

      • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world
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        Everyone else gives in to peer pressure, maybe I should too…

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        I mean… I did already pay for the cliff diving class, and it’s not refundable…

      • vrek@programming.dev
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        Yes, I would. I don’t surround myself with stupid people and if they all jumped off a cliff there’s a reason. I don’t know what maybe a creature coming or a natural disaster. But if everyone decides best choice is to jump off the cliff… Its probably best choice

        • InputZero@lemmy.world
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          From Brooklyn 99

          Jake: “So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Rosa does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?”

          Captain Holt: “If Rosa were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.”

        • AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world
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          https://xkcd.com/1170/

        • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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          All your friends just gave me five bucks.

          • vrek@programming.dev
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            Show me bank records and I’ll consider it

      • Why is Lemmy so Racist?@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorBanned from community
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        God, I wish everyone would jump off a cliff. I’d hit up a pharmacy and a Lamborghini dealership and be living my best life way before I even figured out wtf happened to everyone. Hell, I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.

        • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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          I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.

          Pretty bold assumption that out of over 8 billion people jumping off a cliff, not one of them would survive in a way that they could rescue themself. (Fuck it, if we’re assuming it’s literally “a cliff”, singular, they’d probably physically have to stop at some point.)

          • Why is Lemmy so Racist?@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorBanned from community
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            But I just don’t care if any of them survive? It’s not like any of you are real people anyway. Now stop stalling and get jumping.

            • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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              Honestly fair. Goodbye.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        I’d be the first one off, what are you talking about

  • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is actually really wholesome

    I wonder if their interest was in all popes or just a specific one

    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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      That guy would’ve loved pope fights

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5majAET5KA

  • Why is Lemmy so Racist?@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorBanned from community
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    That’s not true, a flock of Cardinals gathers around him and chews up food then spits it into the Pope’s mouth. You should watch the National Geographic special on it, it’s really quite amazing.

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      The cardinals are the pope’s fledglings, right? I think he’s the one puking in their mouths.

      • Why is Lemmy so Racist?@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorBanned from community
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        That’s what I thought too, but it’s more like the Cardinals are full adults and the Pope is the Queen of the hive. The Cardinals are all male, and they pamper the Pope, but once the Pope dies they all get together and decide which one will gender swap and become their next Queen. Then they cut off his penis and give him a new hat.

        Nature is so strange and beautiful.

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          They don’t have to cut it off, it simply recedes under the right social conditions

          • Why is Lemmy so Racist?@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorBanned from community
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            Oh that’s amazing, the special didn’t really get in to how it happens for the privacy of the Pope’s pepe.

            I guess life really does find a way. <3

    • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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      Unless there are a bunch of bare chested Vatican natives in it i probably won’t sit through a NG special on the Pope.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        what about the NG+ special on the Pope? you even get to keep your popeslayer hat and monocle from your previous watchthrough

  • EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app
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    I absolutely love this. I worked with mentally ill adults and children and I knew a few who could use some custom lessons about hygiene.

    • andros_rex@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorOP
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      Do you know the Clothes On song?

      • EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app
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        That’s awesome!

      • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world
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        Yo Gabba Gabba has a “don’t bite your friends” song. (Although it’s not in the same league as some of their better songs or the guest bands that they have.)

  • 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    [The Pope] does not bite people.

    John XII and Benedict IX did a whole lot of unpapal things; if you told me they bit some people I’d believe you.

    • jdr@lemmy.ml
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      They bit people

      • 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        i knew it!

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    Here’s a fan edit

  • nullspace@lemmy.world
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    Some people only understand things spoken in their own language.

    • Mr.Chewy@lemmy.world
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      As a someone with ASD: hey! (true tho)

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    Boys need good, male role models.

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      Fortunately, there’s a manosphere for that…

      • Shayeta@feddit.org
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        And little else…

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    Respect for the kid. The new pope is kind of cool.

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  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    [email protected]

  • wador@lemmy.zip
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    But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.

    • -☆-@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Bruh

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    Well, it wouldn’t have if the Pope of the time was Reginald the Bitey!

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      TRAIN HARDER AT BITING, REGINALD

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