We have a corner of the office with a hot desk surrounded by 50+ ducks of different colours and sizes.
Many a day you’ll find anyone from junior engineer to lead architect sat and orating to the rubbery senate and most will stand up suddenly and walk away with a smirk and an air of levity in their stride.
And a few days later, another cheerful quacker appears on the desk.
I want pics of the Anatine Assembly!
MORE PLASTIC FOR THE PLASTIC GODS
QUACK QUACK
At our department we have a penguin we can talk to whenever needed
Does it have a habitat at the office? Is there full time staff to care for it? Do you get to feed it?
It just stands on top of the telly.
It’s glass, lives on the windowsil and holds a team of 6 together
Is it related to Tux?
Very close. Not as cvlose as a sibling but not as far as a niece/nephew
My duck:
But a duck of black quartz judging your vow is still missing a few letters (H, P, S, X).
funny related article
It has been reported from some of the racier parts of the computer games business that inflatable sex toys are supplanting the cardboard dog as the Walkthroughee of choice - but for my tastes, they seem to present a look of perpetual suprise which somehow leads me to suspect that I have a dangling pointer or some such.
Brilliant.
I talk to myself, does that count?
depends how rubbery and/or duck-like you are
Rubber duck: tf you tellin me all this shit for, i don’t understand a word you’re sayin and can’t do shit about it anyway bc i’m a rubber fuckin duck you idiot
Programmer: so kawaii 🥰