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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Mistakes were made

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Mistakes were made

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    7 hours ago

    Bullet coffee 2.0

    Also fuck whitener, where’s blackener… I want my coffee as black as Samuel L Jackson’s asshole.

  • sleepmode@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    throw a smidge of butter in there to complete the dish

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Only if it’s yak butter. Doesn’t have the right gameyness otherwise

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    11 hours ago

    Don’t knock it until you try it.

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    At first I thought the mistake was the powdered creamer. I’ve worked in institutions basically my entire adult life and I’ve had all kinds of shit coffee and I’d rather just rawdog the boiled suggestion of coffee straight from the concentrate carton’s teat than fuck with that grittyass bullshit.

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    The existence of this item is in itself abhorrent

    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I get the freshly grated cheese is heavenly but mom and pop pizza chains can’t provide that kind of service on their razor thin margins. At that point I’d rather have the packaged stuff than none at all.

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        Should just have msg packets and get people used to that instead.

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    22 hours ago

    Crosspost to coffee but without the mistake part. Everyone there is so afraid of being labeled a coffee gatekeeping snob that they will fully support this as good move. “wow, bet that really enhances the piquant umami notes!”

    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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      That’d be hilarious

  • mannycalavera@feddit.uk
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    Do you like tea? And do you like cheese? Well you’ll love our new cheesy teas!

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      21 hours ago

      tcheese

      • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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        19 hours ago

        teese

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    were they tho?

    good luck with the poots dude, but if that’s a cafe they’d gladly give you a new cup

  • CerebralHawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    24 hours ago

    Sending this to my Italian wife

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      17 hours ago

      You should convince her to try it.

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    I’ve seen people preparing sweet cakes with Parmesan cheese. I’ve eaten it. It’s actually really tasty, so… I hope the person who took this pic tasted their tea/chocolate/whatever before throwing it away.

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      I can see a bit of savory cheese in a sweet pastry for sure.

      But definitely not tea or coffee. Maybe chocolate milk, but that’s a stretch…

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        Who knows? Definitively worth trying! (…I’m not trying it.)

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    I would definitely give it a taste!

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    There are no mistakes, just happy accidents. Unless it tastes horrible.

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    Happened to me with salt and spaghetti. I thought it was parmesan and sprinkled a ton of it.

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      Vanilla and scrambled eggs

      Never again

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    I was putting sugar in my ice tea one time and someone filled the sugar jar with salt. I don’t know if it was on purpose or accident, but that one sip was completely jarring and nasty.

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    I mean… parmesan ice cream?

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      it’s on my list of things to make when my ice cream machine stops being broke

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