Don’t get married.
How do you give Lemmy gold?
No idea. Don’t care. After I posted this I scolled down the thread and saw at least one other person had posted the exact same thing, though. :D
This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.

Read scholarship terms.
(Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)
Me from future
Big Chief, No Shit.
“ALIEN INVASION SOON”
I do a little self-trolling :)
Bitcoin exceeds 100000
That’s 5 words
bitcoin five zeroes
It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: “mom’s headaches cancer”. A few months early wouldn’t necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it’s after the cancer is caught I’d say “come out soon” and point to myself.
Buy Nvidia now
Sell Nvidia 190
Gotta give yourself an exit strat or you’ll pop off too early or end up bagholding
Put down bottle LOL
Hold the door!
Hodor hodor hodor
See a psychiatrist.
You are fucked.
Bitcoin Law Travel
ur fucked lol
“Recent life story?”
Am I the only person on Lemmy who isn’t 18 yet
I’m assuming that they are aware that I’m them from another time












