Look, I’m an autistic fuck who can barely speak to people, but even I’ve never considered coughing up blood as a conversation starter.
You’re already messaging them. Why must you need to message them on Snapchat?
To send nudes
Send them through the imessage then. At least it’s kind of e2ee if both sides set them up correctly
Never gets old
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When I was like 10 I remember reading advice in a body building magazine that has stuck with me ever since:
“Don’t try to pick up girls, literally or figuratively, at the gym. Women don’t feel sexy when they’re sweating unless they’re already naked.”
ask them to undress before starting the workout.
got it.
And every time I mention the fact that there are no places anymore acceptable to ask a woman out besides the bar (not much of a drinker, also not abstinent) or online (I don’t even social media):
Some dickhead: Just get a hobby bro, go to the gym!
no.
I never tried to impress women at the gym when I was single. I go to the gym to focus on self improvement. I do not like talking to other people when I’m there. I do not like looking at other people when I’m there. I also know that women at the gym mostly loathe men trying to pick them up there. So basically if you’re at the gym you’re a dude to me. And if you’re a dude don’t talk to me.
Confirmation that the term dude means men as well as women
I’ve always used dude as a gender neutral term. I call my wife dude.
I only fuck dudes
Hell yeah dude
You only fuck Cruxifux’s wife?
Me too.
At least someone does
Same hahahaha
Always did. Dude just means “city folk.” Hence the Dude Ranches that were popular in the early to mid 20th century
Dude ranch means city folk ranch?
Basically. It’s where city folk would go to “learn” how to “wrangle” a
higly trained“wild stallion,” and milk cows and see where their eggs come from.
In high school I had a crush on this girl who had something on her Facebook about really liking gummy worms. I read that, thought “this is my in” so I bought a bag of gummy worms. Honestly, not a bad plan. Next time I saw her, I pulled out my bag of gummy worms and ate a couple.
Did I offer her a gummy worm? No. I was under the impression that she’d see me eating them and say “hey, you like gummy worms too?” And then we’d start chatting and [something] and then we’d start going out.
Well, clearly it wouldn’t work. You should instead act like you hate gummy worms and give them to her to get rid of them.
And theeeeennnn…?
He developed a gummy worm addiction and became morbidly obese, leaving the work force and receiving a disability pension.
Nature is fine with failure, it is expected.
It is, and then you die slowly in a ditch in terrible pain.
All natural.
We continued to be friendly acquaintances because I never actually made a move 🤷♂️
Awwww damn…
I went through my girlfrriend’s cashier lane at the grocery store for 3 years before fingering out how to get her number without not being just another dick rolling through when she has an endless supply to choose from. Turned out she had been waiting the entire time for something to happen
And everyone tells me I’d be an asshole for asking a girl out while she’s at work. Well don’t keep us in suspense man, story time.
That’s why you follow her when she leaves work and ask her out on the way home. She’s not at work then so it’s okay.
Lmao sound advice, can’t argue against it.
The correct assumption when you see frank red blood on exertion is either lung injury/infection/cancer or terminal alcoholism. It’s usually the later.
Latter*
Also, don’t forget the ever fun Mallory-Weiss tears if your sudden exertion involves something like jumping, or, since it’s also associated with heavy alcoholism, after a long and good barfing session.
Leaving Las Vegas.
Wow, it took until their second sentence before they demonstrated how completely unhinged they are.
well I mean if she left even without notifying staff or anyone that is a pretty clear red flag but then again so is spurting fake blood to get attention. so maybe they would have made a nice match.
I imagine anon just staring down this woman as they puke up blood.
It’s funny this was around the same time as movies like Evil Dead which set the record (till 2020s atleast) for the amount of fake blood used. I guess it was a thing that excited people quite a lot at the time lol
They both dodged bullets.
that is a pretty clear red flag
This isn’t a red flag, this is a predictable psychological response:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect
The bystander effect, or bystander apathy, is a social psychological theory that states that individuals are less likely to offer help to a victim in the presence of other people.
Alternatively: op was not a suave and clever as he thought, has very obviously been macking on this woman, looked at her, took a sip from his gym sippy cup, spat red shit on the floor at her feet and then stared at her.
I’d fucken run too
I mean I do understand the sense of weaker responsibility when there are other people around especially those who are immediately responsive and seem like they know what they are doing. But being the first one to witness a distressing event and vacating the premises immediately without informing even the staff is an outlier example, even for this theory imo. Just to note though we are probably discussing this over some made up story.
Just to note though we are probably discussing this over some made up story.
Assuming ‘fake and gay’ is the default in the land of greentext.
This guy who was a *lot bigger than me
10/10 game
Yes? Show the other replies please.
The Nickelodeon show makes so much more sense now
real and straight
This seems like something they should probably see a therapist about? That doesn’t seem like the behavior of a healthy mind.
Well it is 4chan.
good point, what am I saying?
That reminds me April Fools Day is approaching. When I was young I worked in a haunted house where we made blood capsules using Karo syrup, red food dye and put it into empty capsules. I deal with two guys at work that like to get stupid stoned at lunch time
