• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    “That’s why I’m so excited about WAR THUNDER: THUNDER CHUNDER. I’m a PhD in maths and an engineer but I like to use BRILLIANT to plan my bunker.”

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      Hey, where else am I going to find leaked schematics of all the hardware that’s going to show up in this upcoming civil war?

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        I still think that war thunder should introduce alien spaceships. That way we can learn what really is in area 51.

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      I would have laughed so fucking much if trumps shitty parade was sponsored by war thunder. It was bad enough with crypto sponsors.

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    My Raycon earbuds are great for listening to emergency broadcasts during the total collapse of American society…

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        More like:

        Have you or your loved one been arrested by ICE? Contact my law firm… (something something forgot the phrasing). You don’t just need a legal team, you need the eagle team!*

        *We are not liable for constitutional crisis and/or a total collapse of the rule of law

    • zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works
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      No they’re not lol. I bought them because of podcasts and my $20 JBLs are better. The fucking ANC does nothing and they sound like crap.

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        Oh, no doubt, lol. I was just making a joke…

        I’ve never seen or heard an ad for Sennheiser, but my wired cans from a decade ago are still my favorites. So glad the Steam Deck has a 3.5, but I did have to get a Bluetooth adapter to use them with my phone.

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          Sennheisers are great, I’ve been using their headphones for years. Those and my Audio-Technicas get a lot of love from me.

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    “Did you know you can be tracked if you go to a protest? That’s why I use Nord VPN, to keep me safe from viruses that can steal my personal infomation…”

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    come home to utter loss and sadness.

    come home to the flavor of Simple Rick.

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    You shouldn’t commit an insurrection, but if you accidentally stormed the whitehouse and assassinated a politician, you’re gonna need a good lawyer, but if you need great lawyer, contact my law firm. You don’t just need a legal team, you need the eagle team! 🙃

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    And when the apocalypse hits, I’ll be using ExpressVPN to access all the different movies I want to watch without any geo locking!

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    “When I’m holed up in my boarded-up house defending myself against the looters, I want to be wearing my Mack Weldon boxer briefs.”

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    Hey, gotta make rent somehow. I’m not going to blame people for needing money.